Impress Your Dad with Your Own Dad Jokes!

Everyone loves a good dad joke! If you need some inspiration for your Father’s Day celebrations, check out these dads cracking up to their jokes! They're sure to tickle your funny bone. And thanks Dad for always making us laugh!

Want to read these awesome dad jokes instead of watch the video? Check 'em out:

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yama-hahahahaha!

Who is the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
Dave, because he rocked Goliath to sleep!

What time of day was Adam created?
A little before eve!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

What do you call a fish with two knees?
A “two-knee” fish (tuna fish)!

A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes, but my dogs don't even own bikes!

Did you know that the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in “Greece” (grease)!

I tried to eat a clock the other day…it was really time-consuming!

Who was the smallest person in the Bible?
Knee-high-miah (Nehemiah)!

Need an ark?
I “Noah” guy!

How does Moses start his morning?
“Hebrews” a pot of coffee!

Can February March?
No, but April May!

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson…he brought the house down!

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