I know it’s Monday and it can be tough to get going back to school, especially since we just ended the summer, but I’ve got a couple jokes to make your day a little funnier, and I won’t even mind if you take them and share them with your friends.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the little corn say to the mama corn? "Where is pop corn?"

Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

What kind of water can’t freeze? Hot water.

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.